I think we could all use a little dose of humor in our lives right now, right? With that in mind, below are 25 just plain funny quotes to help brighten your day! Some are even oddly inspirational!

25 Just Plain Funny Quotes to Brighten Your Day

Life has definitely been challenging (to say the least) over the last couple of weeks. It’s crazy how quickly things can get out of control. We went from “It’s no big deal, stop buying all the damn hand sanitizer and toilet paper” to “we urge you to stay home as much as possible” to “we’re shutting down literally everything we can to get you to stay home” to “we’re not asking, we’re telling.” People are even being arrested for getting married in their back yards for violating the new crowd restrictions.

So yeah, I definitely think we could all use a humor break. Laughter may not be the best medicine in the fight against the virus, but it’s the best mental health medicine! 

Funny Quotes to Brighten Your Day

I’m not going to spend a lot of time talking about each quote like I did with the Inspirational Quotes from Strong & Empowering Women post earlier this month. I’ll let them speak for themselves. 😀

I added the quote below each image this time, for those of you who can’t see the picture…or for those working on your own humor quotes posts that want to copy and paste.

Hey, it’s not like I own these quotes (I do, however, own the images since I made them all by my little self), so go for it!

1. Not so sure about the universe

25 Just Plain Funny Quotes to Brighten Your Day

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” – Albert Einstein

2. Procrastination

25 Just Plain Funny Quotes to Brighten Your Day

“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.” – Mark Twain

3. What truly horrible lives, indeed!

25 Just Plain Funny Quotes to Brighten Your Day

“Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.” –  Charles Bukowski

4. The trouble with an open mind

25 Just Plain Funny Quotes to Brighten Your Day

“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” ― Terry Pratchett

5. The reason I talk to myself

25 Just Plain Funny Quotes to Brighten Your Day

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.” ― George Carlin

6. It’s the people that are the problem!

25 Just Plain Funny Quotes to Brighten Your Day

“I love mankind … it’s people I can’t stand!!” ― Charles M. Schulz

7. You’ll die of a misprint

25 Just Plain Funny Quotes to Brighten Your Day

“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you’ll die of a misprint.”― Markus Herz

8. Never be boring

“All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.” ― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

“All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.” ― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

9. It’s a waste of time!

25 Just Plain Funny Quotes to Brighten Your Day

“Never memorize something that you can look up.” ― Albert Einstein

10. This is why most people read War & Peace!

25 Just Plain Funny Quotes to Brighten Your Day

“There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it.” ― Bertrand Russell

11. It’s definitely already happened!

25 Just Plain Funny Quotes to Brighten Your Day

“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

12.Sometimes it’s okay to quit

25 Just Plain Funny Quotes to Brighten Your Day

“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.” ― W.C. Fields

13. Because sometimes what’s “moral” isn’t what’s right

25 Just Plain Funny Quotes to Brighten Your Day

“Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.” ― Isaac Asimov, in Foundation

14. This explains the existence of banned books

25 Just Plain Funny Quotes to Brighten Your Day

“Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.” ― Terry Pratchett

15. The best advice ever

25 Just Plain Funny Quotes to Brighten Your Day

“Begin at the beginning,” the King said, very gravely, “and go on till you come to the end: then stop.” ― Lewis Carroll, in Alice in Wonderland

16. It’s definitely on my list!

25 Just Plain Funny Quotes to Brighten Your Day

“I suppose I’ll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.” ― Lemony Snicket

17. Nothing is totally not impossible!

25 Just Plain Funny Quotes to Brighten Your Day

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” ― A.A. Milne (said by Winnie-the-Pooh)

18. The real reason why aliens never visit us

25 Just Plain Funny Quotes to Brighten Your Day

“I’m sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It’s just been too intelligent to come here.” ― Arthur C. Clarke

19. Terrifying tears

“Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.” ― Tina Fey, Bossypants

20. Just to confuse people

25 Just Plain Funny Quotes to Brighten Your Day

“Every now and then I like to do as I’m told, just to confuse people.” ― Tamora Pierce, Melting Stones

21. In other words, we need to be fools to become wise

25 Just Plain Funny Quotes to Brighten Your Day

“Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.” ― Terry Pratchett

22. Stupid people in large groups

25 Just Plain Funny Quotes to Brighten Your Day

“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.” ― George Carlin

23. Trick them when they’re not paying attention

25 Just Plain Funny Quotes to Brighten Your Day

“Because you can’t argue with all the fools in the world. It’s easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they’re not paying attention.” ― Christopher Paolini

24. Reason gone mad

25 Just Plain Funny Quotes to Brighten Your Day

“Humor is reason gone mad.” -― Groucho Marx

25. A little piece of “gallows humor”

25 Just Plain Funny Quotes to Brighten Your Day

“As long as we don’t die, this is gonna be one hell of a story.” ― John Green, in Paper Towns

Sorry, I know that last one is a little too on-the-nose, but that’s why it’s called “gallows humor.”