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My Vacay Gone Cray Cray
I have a few crazy vacation stories, but I think my favorite is the American Girl Lost in Tokyo tale. There will be a video about this coming up. My camera battery died RIGHT AFTER I got all pretty for you. Now it’s thundering out and the dogs are barking at the FedEx guy. Ugh. Forget vacations gone crazy, my life is full of crazy! Anyway, American Girl Lost in Tokyo Tale goes a bit like this:
In January, 1999 (just one year before the Y2K bug was set to wipe out humanity as we know it!), I traveled from the East Coast of the US all the way to Japan. I was visiting my then-boyfriend (now ex husband, but it’s all good) for a month. He was in the Navy, stationed in Misawa (in Northern Japan). I managed to survive a 17 hour flight with very minor drama. I landed at Narita Airport in Tokyo. I had to spend the night at a hotel before catching the last part of my flight from the smaller Haneda Airport.
Landing in Tokyo, I realized I had NO IDEA how to get to my hotel. I did figure out how to change my money over to Yen! I found a nice American business man who put me on the right bus, then told me how to find a cab from the bus stop and what to tell the cab driver. Let me tell you something, if you’ve ever ridden in a cab in NYC, it’s like riding a horse and buggy compared to a cab in Tokyo. My guy actually DROVE ON THE SIDEWALK at one point!
So I make it to my hotel and check in. Yay! I take in the gorgeous Tokyo skyline from my room on the millionth floor (or 10th, maybe, it was high!), then get down to business. Bathroom, shower, bed. Except in the bathroom the toilet has like 18 buttons on it! I have no idea what they do and which one flushes. The picture guides me a bit and I manage to flush. In the shower, it takes me ten minutes to figure out how to turn on the water. I shower, go to bed and wake up the next morning to make coffee in my little in-room coffee pot…
…except I have no idea how to work it! Giving up, I take some of my Yen to a vending machine. I get what I think is orange juice. It’s not. I have no idea what it was. I get something else that turns out to be nicotine water. Gross!! I give up on refreshing beverages and head down to call a cab to take me to the train that will take me to the airport.
The cab comes and drops me off at a big building. I’m told that I have to go to the roof. Okay, fine. I drag my suitcase and take an elevator to the highest level, then drag my suitcase up a flight of steps. I’m standing on top of a building with no doors and no train in sight! I almost start crying, but then see some people walking around to the side. Yay! Train station!
Big problem: I don’t know how to buy a ticket! I don’t know where I need to go! I can’t read ANYTHING! Thank goodness I took French in high school and remembered the very basics. Why French? Because a couple on vacation from France happened to speak Japanese. Through my very broken French and their broken English, I managed to buy the right ticket. Except I didn’t know where to get off. A nice Japanese business man helped me by counting on his fingers how many stops I had to wait.
Finally, I arrived at Haneda Airport! I flew out in a blizzard (nothing grounds planes there, I flew home in a typhoon!) and landed in Misawa. I was so relieved, because I didn’t have to worry about anything anymore. My boyfriend was going to be there and he would handle the rest….except he wasn’t there! My flight was delayed by a whopping ten minutes, so he decided to go all the way back to base for a coffee. By this point, I’m standing in a foreign country, no way to reach him and crying because I’m just so jetlagged, tired and lost.
He did finally arrive and the rest of my vacation went fine. In fact, two days before it was supposed to end, I decided to stay. We were married in the base legal office on Misawa Air Base and I lived there for two years. So in the end, it was okay (well, aside from the fact that we’re not together anymore, but I got my son out of it and we’re still friends, so it’s all good!).
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Hmmm, I don’t think I have any cray cray stories. The worst thing that has happened was that my luggage was lost once, but thankfully it was the way home and not the way there.
I do have a cray cray story and will have to get over there and tell it. I would love to win a vacation.
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This is a interesting article you have written. Really appreciate the time and effort you have put into this.
Wow that is a really interesting story,hubs and myself have been on some crazy adventures before the kids were born some were a complete struggle lol.
Oh boy, I do have a few cray-cray stories. Maybe I should enter!
Nicotine Water? what is that? sounds disgusting and really unhealthy
I’ve never had a vacation go totally crazy but I would love to win a vacation. It sounds like a great opportunity.
Wow! I don’t really have any crazy vacation stories but yours sure was. I’m not sure I can handle being in a foreign country where English isn’t the first language and not knowing what to do or where to go. You did well.
I’ve never heard of nicotine water. That’s pretty gross!
I think my worst was when I lost all the tickets back from Paris – we were waiting to get on the Euro tunnel and nothing, thankfully they were very helpful in Paris and reprinted our tickets, back home in England though we had to rebuy. x
I can’t even imagine flying to Japan on my own. I have a few cray cray stories of my own. I really should enter!
I have definitely have to enter this contest!
My second oldest flew home to visit a couple of years ago at Christmas and I had to drive in a blizzard to pick him up from the airport. I couldn’t believe the planes landed. Thankfully all was safe. Crazy what the planes fly in though.
Well, I’m not sure I’ve had any crazy vacations, but I sure enjoyed reading about yours LOL
Thankfully I don’t think we’ve ever had any vacations gone crazy. Our adoption trip though… most definitely!
Very descriptive blog, I loved that a lot. Will there be a part 2?