Sometimes we all need to calm our rage from the day, and these adult coloring books full of swear words are a good first step! These books are so incredibly funny; you soon will be laughing so hard you’ll be crying. (It can’t be just me, I was texting a friend my best finds as I was pulling this article together and we were literally dying laughing!)

12 Hilarious Adult Coloring Books Full Of Swear Words

These are some of my favorite swear words coloring books, but there are TONS of this style of funny coloring book for grownups. Apparently a lot of us either really have a great sense of humor or really need to get rid of some stress! You too huh? Check out this hilarious list! Obviously, it contains “adult” language, so you might not want to read it with the tiny humans around!

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My favorite swear word adult coloring books:

1. Memos To Shitty People Adult Coloring Book

memos to shitty people adult coloring book with swear words

Have a terrible coworker or mother in law you wish you could tell off? Color them a picture instead! Memos To Shitty People has forty full pages of sarcastic curse words that say what you wish you could actually say.

This book doesn’t just have the swear words, you’ll also find intricate background designs to color full of animals, flowers, and geometric designs. I laugh every time I open this book!

Memos to Shitty People: A Delightful & Vulgar Adult Coloring Book [Paperback] [Jul 28, 2016] James Alexander
  • Ebury Press
  • James Alexander (Author)
  • English (Publication Language)
  • 07/28/2016 (Publication Date) - Ebury Press (Publisher)

2. Release Your Anger: Midnight Edition Adult Coloring Book

elease Your Anger: Midnight Edition Adult Coloring Book

Need to unwind? As one reviewer said “every day I find the word I used the most and color it.” Release Your Anger: Midnight Edition contains over forty pages of colorful swear words to help you unwind at the end of the day.

This is a midnight edition, which means the background is black and the color really pops and the background easily hides tiny mistakes.

3. Swear Word Coloring Book for Parents Adult Coloring Book

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I love my child, I really truly do but sometimes kids just magically turn into little monsters and you just need a release. Enter the Swear Word Coloring Book For Parents. With phrases like “Why can’t you piss in the toilet.” Or “Hell no you can’t put the cat in the dryer,” you will be rolling with laughter.

This book brought literal tears from my eyes laughing so hard, big belly laugh can’t stop tears!

Swear Word Coloring Book for Parents: Unleash your inner-parent!: Relax, color, and let your inner-parent out with this stress relieving adult coloring book.
  • T, John (Author)
  • English (Publication Language)
  • 55 Pages - 06/14/2016 (Publication Date) - CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform (Publisher)

4. I Don’t Give A Damn Adult Coloring Book

adult coloring book with swear words

Another great coloring book full of snark, the I Don’t Give A Damn coloring book is a great way to relax. This book includes over twenty-nine pages full of swirly designs.

This book does have some designs with very small spaces, so a pack of gel pens or colored pencils are ideal to color with as you laugh  a lot!

Swear Word Coloring Book: I Don't Give A Damn Adult Coloring Book Featuring Sweary Words & Funny Phrases
  • Coloring, Rainbow (Author)
  • English (Publication Language)
  • 60 Pages - 04/21/2016 (Publication Date) - CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform (Publisher)

5. Make Life Your Bitch

make life your bitch coloring book

Make Life Your Bitch totes the tagline of “turn your stress into success.”  If you not only need a good scream and curse, but want some motivation too then this is the book for you!

This coloring book takes many traditionally inspirational sayings and makes them sweary and a bit more fun. There are a few of these pages I just want to frame because the phrases are just to epic!

Make Life Your Bitch: Motivational adult coloring book. Turn your stress into success! (Midnight Edition)
  • T, John (Author)
  • English (Publication Language)
  • 57 Pages - 11/24/2016 (Publication Date) - CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform (Publisher)

6. Creative Insults: Retro Coloring Designs for Foul-Mouthed Beasts

Retro Coloring Designs for Foul-Mouthed Beasts

Here’s another book full of really cool designs! Creative Insults: Retro Coloring Designs for Foul Mouthed Beasts has a little different style, and is full of twenty different retro style designs that will remind you more of tattoos.

If you’re looking for a different style that skips the flowers and mandalas, this is the sweary coloring book for you!

Creative Insults: Retro Coloring Designs for Foul Mouthed Beasts. A Sweary Coloring Book.
  • Turner, Steve (Author)
  • English (Publication Language)
  • 60 Pages - 06/10/2016 (Publication Date) - CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform (Publisher)

7. The Swear Word Coloring Book for Prudes

The Swear Word Coloring Book for Prudes

So this is a post about swear word coloring books, but maybe you want something you can color in public without your ears burning. Check out The Swear Word Coloring Book For Prudes.

These G rated phrases make you feel like you’re swearing, without actually saying anything bad Expect phrases like “dag gummit” and “poppycock,” I think I know the perfect friend to get this book for!

The Swear Word Coloring Book for Prudes
  • Coloring, Classy (Author)
  • English (Publication Language)
  • 42 Pages - 02/03/2016 (Publication Date) - Two Hoots Coloring (Publisher)

8. 50 Shades of B*llshit

50 Shades of Bullshit

50 Shades of B*llshit is another amazing example of a sweary coloring book that also includes plenty of design. These curse word pages are framed full of lots of flower, geometric patterns, and animals that have plenty of room for shading and adding details.

One reviewer said “I’ve never seen the word moron look quite this nice and pretty!” This is another black background style book that is just begging for your colored pencils, markers and pens.

50 Shades Of Bullsh*t: Dark Edition: Swear Word Coloring Book
  • Fleming, Alex (Author)
  • English (Publication Language)
  • 58 Pages - 05/19/2016 (Publication Date) - Alex Fleming Publishing (Publisher)

9. Granny Swears

Granny swears adult coloring book

Well butter my biscuit (wink) because here is another really funny sweary coloring book that doesn’t actually swear. For fudge sake, you may want to take your book out in public places without having to explain the full reasons behind your foul mouthed pages.

 Granny Swears is perfect for sharing with a friend also, as each of the twenty designs has two copies. This book will have you rolling with laughter, bless your heart.

Granny Swears: An Adult Coloring Book With Swears Grannies Would Say : Swear Word Coloring Book : Sweary Coloring Book
  • Ultra, Thiago (Author)
  • English (Publication Language)
  • 84 Pages - 03/03/2016 (Publication Date) - CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform (Publisher)

10. Nurse Life: A Swear Word Coloring Book for Adults for Stress Relief and Relaxation 

nurse life swear word adult coloring book

Saying that these last few years have been incredibly rough on nurses would be the understatement of the century. Since nurses can’t really swear at patients (no matter how much they deserve it), this coloring book is a great way to blow off some steam. It’s not really super-sweary, but still a fun way to unleash the inner rage that comes from dealing with idiots all day.

Nurse Life: A Swear Word Coloring Book for Adults for Stress Relief and Relaxation
  • Publishing, SwearyMom (Author)
  • English (Publication Language)
  • 54 Pages - 11/17/2021 (Publication Date) - Independently published (Publisher)

11. F*ck Off Now: Swear Word Coloring Book for Adults

F*ck Off Now: Swear Word Coloring Book for Adults

If you really want to get your swear on, F*ck Off Now is pretty much the epitome of swear word adult coloring books! The cover is the only time you’ll see the title censored, so if you’re offended by the “f” word, this is definitely NOT the book for you.

It includes 50 unique artist-drawn coloring one-sided coloring pages, so you can hang up your glorious insults for all the world to see.

Swear Word Coloring Book for Adults: 50 Adult Cuss Coloring Pages with Funny and Irreverent Quotes. Perfect to Relax and Get Stress Relief with Amusement
  • Coloring, Cool (Author)
  • English (Publication Language)
  • 114 Pages - 10/05/2021 (Publication Date) - Independently published (Publisher)

12. Cursing Animals Coloring Book

Cursing Animals Coloring Book

This is probably the cutest sweary coloring book on this list! It’s filled with 50 pictures of adorable foul-mouthed bunnies, puppies and more. Plus, the author included a QR code inside that will let you grab all of their other books in PDF format for free! You’ll just have to print them yourself. Pretty nifty, right?

Cursing Animals Coloring Book. Funny Swear Words for Stressed Adults: 50 Beautiful Animal Patterns with Swear Words for Fun and Stress Relief. This ... and Irreverent Friend. Color & Cuss!
  • Robertson, Owen (Author)
  • English (Publication Language)
  • 106 Pages - 04/06/2021 (Publication Date) - Independently published (Publisher)

Ok,  so I have to know which of these adult coloring books full of swear words you would pick up first! Tell me down in the comments.

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